INTERVIEW

Some random person interviewing Ichigo and Rukia.

NOTE: The 'Me' here does not refer to Me. Its refers to the random person interviewing Ichigo and Rukia.

Me: Hello everyone!!!!

Crowd: *utter silence*

Me: To celebrate the Bleach Movie: Bleach: Fade to Black I Call Your Name Sayonara Rukia we have a couple of special guest with us!!! Give a big warm welcome to Ichigo and Rukia!!!!

Crowd: *Clap Clap Clap*

Ichigo: 'Sup Amaya?

Rukia: Hello.

Me: We're gonna alternate questions between you two okay?

Ichigo: I guess.

Rukia: Sure.

Me: Okay question One goes to Rukia. Please answer truthfully too. If you had to choose between Ichigo and Renji who would you choose?

Rukia: Let me make this clear to all you IchiRuki fans out there...although Kubo may turn us into a couple I will still love Renji.

Me: Okay...*dials random Telephone Number* This is Anime Interviews! We are live and you are on the phone!

Rukia: Actually technically I'm dead.

Ichigo: Uh television hosts talk in code...

Me: So now I ask you to ask a question that you wish me to ask Ichigo! Uh huh...okay...if you say so...*hangs up* Okay then...um this is awkward...

Ichigo: No Toushirou will NOT marry you.

Me: That wasn't the question... ^_^" Okay, Ichigo are you gay?

Ichigo: Definition of the word please.

Me: 1. Joyous and lively; merry; happy; lighthearted. 2. bright; brilliant 3. given to social life or pleasures. 4. wanton; licentious 5. homosexual.

Ichigo: No. No. No. No. No. And did you memorize the dictionary?!?!?!?!?

Me: Yes. Yes I did. Rukia. Your turn. Does Ichigo secretly have an obsession with butterflies?

Rukia: Butterfly.

Ichigo: WHERE?!?

Rukia: There's your answer.

Ichigo: YOU SNUCK UP ON ME WITH THAT ONE!!!

Me: To avoid any fighting. Ichigo?

Ichigo: Yes?

Me: What do you think of the fact that when ever something goes wrong you end up at Urahara's
shop?

Ichigo: Whenever something goes wrong we end up at Urahara's Shop? Wow...I never noticed.

Me: Dude are you serious? How could you NOT notice that? Alright Rukia and Ichigo this
time...How do you think this movie will affect your relationships with the other characters?

Ichigo: I'm just gonna assume that everyone will be fighting ME again...

Rukia: Well the DDR was a treat for Hitsugaya fans so I guess this one is a real treat for IchiRuki fans...I honestly think the whole amnesia thing will provide people material for fanfics which worries me slightly.

Me: Okay. Well I heard Byakuya is a bit more friendly to you then usual in this movie, Ichigo. Why do you think this is?

Ichigo: Uh...he doesn't remember that we're like...enemies...?

Me: Ichigo is Kon here?

Ichigo: Yes.

Me: Okay I have a question for him.

Kon: Hiya!

Me: Hey Kon. So did you notice that in the beginning Ichigo seems to have no recollection of who Rukia is?

Kon: Yep. And it's funny but the only people who even begin searching for the truth are me and Ichigo...Orihime, Chad, and Glasses, don't show up...

Me: Interesting. Now I'm gonna ask you some more personal questions. Okay Rukia fave color?

Rukia: Uh...pink?

Ichigo: You don't seem very sure.

Me: Ichigo...fave food?

Ichigo: Hmmm...strawberries.over

Me: Why? o_o

Ichigo: One because it's a translation of my name and two because it's fun to say.

Me: Well that's all we have time for. Tune in Next time for an interview with Chad and Orihime!

Ha..you reached the end of this entry! BRAVO!!! hope it gave you reasons to yawn :P

This People, is the result of exam stress. Practical exam stress. In particular, very bad 3 hours spent in wondering what the hell was wrong with the puny 8051 addition code and discovering at the end of the third hour that 8051 doesn't have HALT X_X

you'll be seeing more stories of this sort for the entire of next month. Till the exams are over... Muhaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ...... *evil laughter fading into void* :D